Houbjee

huntersnetv2:

GET THIS OUT OF MY LIFE

via houbjee · originally by weloveshortvideos.com
sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

It’s time the tale were told 
Of how you took a child 
And you made him old 

via smokeair · originally by brockcantillos
ohmygil:

this looks like a chaperone and her kids on a class field trip

ohmygil:

this looks like a chaperone and her kids on a class field trip

via ohmygil · originally by missdontcare-x

vinegod:

Dad Jokes: They’re So Legit Now 👨 by Thomas Sanders

via dutchster · originally by vinegod
via fuckyeah-teenwolf · originally by de4ctivate

memewhore:

I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS

via dimpledgiant · originally by fuks

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

via slydig · originally by nivalingreenhow

debeklena:

 ( reformedxserialxkiller )

via novaquill · originally by stevenatasha
via thatfunnyblog · originally by lenadamsfoster
via jewellershands · originally by ivegotyoukeptin
via cents-of-humor · originally by iraffiruse
via laughcentre · originally by milotlc

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

image

via buckysredstar · originally by adrians