my package still hasn’t came i give up
did you try switching hands
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
why can’t i have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards
definition of timeless
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
Accurate description of ponies
easter is on 4/20 this year are you gonna blaze it or praise it
do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo
even his name is an innuendo
It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.
flappy bird is like the new angry birds only this time i’m the angry one